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Lghtning4u
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Pet Fish

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A Louisiana Cajun was stopped by a game warden
because he had two ice chests full of fish. He was
leavin' a bayou, well-known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a
license to catch those fish?'

'Naw, sir', replied the cajun. 'I
ain't got none of dem there licenses. You gotta
unnerstan', dese here are my pet fish.'

'Pet fish?'
'Yeah. Evry night, I take dese here fish down to
de lake and let 'em swim 'round for 'while. Den,
when I whistle, dey jump right back into dis here ice chests
and I take 'em home.'

'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do
that.'

The cajun looked at the warden for a moment and then
said, 'It's de truth Mr. Government Man. I'll
show ya. It really works.'

'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to
see this!'

The cajun poured the fish into the lake and stood and
waited.

After several minutes, the warden says,
'Well?'

'Well, what?', says the cajun.

The warden says, 'When are you going to call them
back?'

'Call who back?'

'The FISH', replied the warden!

'What fish?', replied the cajun.

Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some
city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government
employees.

You can say what you want about the South, but you
never hear of anyone retiring and moving north.
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Re: Pet Fish

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Hahahaha....love it. Thanks. Its been a boring day :lol: :lol:
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Post by goneYAKcrazy »

Now dat dere is some good stuff I tole you. When I moved to Texas was the first time I ever had to buy of dem fishin license. I didn't take no test no to get dem fish. So wat I need a license for
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Re: Pet Fish

Post by Brizzonator »

Shouldn't there be more "me's" in there?
Ex: "Like I take dese here fish down to
de lake and let 'em swim 'round for 'while, me." :lol:
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Dat's funny rite der!!! Don't care who you are...
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