November TOC?

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November TOC?

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As a champion kayak bass angler, I believe it is my duty to notify everyone of an AKBA rules infraction. Page 19287, paragraph 8, subparagraph c, sub-subparagraph A38 states that there shall be a tournament of champions fishing tournament every 2 years at most. All champions from the previous 24 or so tournaments will be invited to fish the tournament. All previous tournament participants that did not win their respective tournaments shall, at the TOC, provide all food and beverages. This shall include, but is not limited to, smoked brisket, smoked pork ribs, smoked beef ribs, grilled hamburgers and cheeseburgers, grilled and smoked sausages, O'douls beer, Shiner beer, iced tea, lemonade and an assortment of desserts.


Now, the question is which one of the non-winners is going to step up and organize the TOC for us champions??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well said BB and I consider anytime I show up it's a win for me so I hereby disqualify myself from being the provider on account I feel like a Champion!! :mrgreen:
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AlanC wrote:Well said BB and I consider anytime I show up it's a win for me so I hereby disqualify myself from being the provider on account I feel like a Champion!! :mrgreen:


Ahem, excuse me ma'am but I'd like a tall iced tea and some tortilla chips....
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Always willing to be helpful. If you're looking for advice on your get together, call 1-800-BITEME.
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Bigrock wrote:Always willing to be helpful. If you're looking for advice on your get together, call 1-800-BITEME.
BB tried the number but he has been put on hold, so far its only been about 10 minutes. How long do you think he will stay on the line as he is the next caller to be served? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Out of the four that fished the first AKBA tournement only one has ever won one two have never been to another one and one has never missed one.
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MWS65 wrote:Out of the four that fished the first AKBA tournement only one has ever won one two have never been to another one and one has never missed one.
Ahhhh...not true Ol' Yellar. One of your aforementioned two finished with the pack in a tournament with NO tackle. That's how good HE is! :D :D :D
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Bigrock wrote:
MWS65 wrote:Out of the four that fished the first AKBA tournement only one has ever won one two have never been to another one and one has never missed one.
Ahhhh...not true Ol' Yellar. One of your aforementioned two finished with the pack in a tournament with NO tackle. That's how good HE is! :D :D :D

Now that is as amazing a feat as I have ever heard of :o
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AlanC wrote:
Bigrock wrote:Always willing to be helpful. If you're looking for advice on your get together, call 1-800-BITEME.
BB tried the number but he has been put on hold, so far its only been about 10 minutes. How long do you think he will stay on the line as he is the next caller to be served? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I once stayed on hold for 2 hours with Apple customer service so that I could complain about their customer service.
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Was that the original intent?
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NoFshnDaBuket wrote:Was that the original intent?

Absolutely.
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NoFshnDaBuket wrote:Was that the original intent?
Yeah but at that time it was still call the Telegraph :D :D
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:clap: :clap: :clap:
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MWS65 wrote:
NoFshnDaBuket wrote:Was that the original intent?
Yeah but at that time it was still call the Telegraph :D :D


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Don't encourge him, folks... :D :D :D
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Barnacle Bill wrote:Don't encourge him, folks... :D :D :D
Encouragement of others keeps these threads going. :D
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NoFshnDaBuket wrote:
Barnacle Bill wrote:Don't encourge him, folks... :D :D :D
Encouragement of others keeps these threads going. :D

Does it?


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It does
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Aggroman wrote:
NoFshnDaBuket wrote:
Barnacle Bill wrote:Don't encourge him, folks... :D :D :D
Encouragement of others keeps these threads going. :D

Does it?


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:D
Whats a post padder?? :?
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AlanC wrote:Whats a post padder??
Anyone with over 3000 posts and all those below 3000 who post things like


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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lol

good one :D

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Man I am glad you explained that before I went out and Padded all of my fence posts!
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AlanC wrote:Man I am glad you explained that before I went out and Padded all of my fence posts!
There are those on this forum that need to have everything around them padded. :lol:
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Bigrock wrote:
AlanC wrote:Whats a post padder??
Anyone with over 3000 posts and all those below 3000 who post things like


:lol: :lol: :lol:

:clap: :clap: :clap:

lol

good one :D

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Ahh excuse me but I resemble that post...and for the record I'm not a post padder, I don't have a lot to say but I do have lots to laugh and clap about :D
BTW what does TOC stand for?
Bill when we were writing the rules for AKBA I couldn't figure out why you were so intent on having that tournament of champions rule on the books but now I understand...you just want to do a picnic table reenactment :?
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I failed post padding.....




I'll try harder
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:D
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