She's gonna be trouble
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She's gonna be trouble
So I bought my girlfriend a Viking Profish GT. Got her all rigged up and ready to go. Then I had surgery that put me out for the next few months. But I can still teach right?
I have her set up her own anchor trolley. Tie her own knots. And of course tell her absolutely everything I know about kayak fishing with artificial. Lol. Poor girl.
A week ago, as we're browsing the lure isle at academy, she spots a dsl in 'Victorious secret' color. She tells me, 'I'm gonna use this and catch a flounder'. I say that's not how it works babe. We have to see the water and conditions before you decide what to throw.
Skip ahead to yesterday. She launches at the marsh and disappears. An hour later, she paddles up to me and says 'guess what? I changed my lure... to Victorious secret... and caught a flounder! It's 20 inches."
End of story ladies and fellas.
I'll never be able to tell her anything.
I have her set up her own anchor trolley. Tie her own knots. And of course tell her absolutely everything I know about kayak fishing with artificial. Lol. Poor girl.
A week ago, as we're browsing the lure isle at academy, she spots a dsl in 'Victorious secret' color. She tells me, 'I'm gonna use this and catch a flounder'. I say that's not how it works babe. We have to see the water and conditions before you decide what to throw.
Skip ahead to yesterday. She launches at the marsh and disappears. An hour later, she paddles up to me and says 'guess what? I changed my lure... to Victorious secret... and caught a flounder! It's 20 inches."
End of story ladies and fellas.
I'll never be able to tell her anything.
Re: She's gonna be trouble
Who gigged that flounder -- you or her?
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Re: She's gonna be trouble
Crusader - That's mud and grass. Looks like an injury in the pic but it's just dirty.
Re: She's gonna be trouble
Guy Clark song “She love to ride horses” has a part that says “you can’t tell her nothin she don’t wanna know” . Words to live by.
Re: She's gonna be trouble
Do not let this one go, your girlfriend that is.
Re: She's gonna be trouble
It was a jest -- I don't care either way . But if true -- she is a keeper!poleposition wrote:Crusader - That's mud and grass. Looks like an injury in the pic but it's just dirty.
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Congrats to you both!
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Congrats to you both!
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