The cure to my ills.... Guerrero's "Ready to Cook Tortillas." They come in a package and look a lot like regular store-bought tortillas, but they are raw. They are pre-flattened and it takes 90 seconds to cook them in a non-stick skillet turning every 30 seconds. You can only do one at a time unless you have a big griddle, but man they taste almost as good as hand made.
Where the hell have these things been all of my life or are they new?