Well I wasn't hunting for a pig, but when my deer ran off and this blonde bomber ran out yelling "allahu oinkbar!" I knew what had to be done. Terrorism is a crime, even On the farm so I poked him in the shoulder and asked him to leave. He laid down and refused to leave so I poked him again in the sternum. Homestead Security work requires constant vigilance on the farm... Threat neutralized.
Big Ugly Boar
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Re: Big Ugly Boar
So nice knowing you are doing your part to keep us safe from beasty terroists!!!
Re: Big Ugly Boar
Nice boar!
He would make a unique mount.
He would make a unique mount.
Re: Big Ugly Boar
Finally brought to justice. Looks like that domestic terrorist that's been terrorizing our country for the last 7 1/2 years......Oinkbama bin Lardin'
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He's going to become a Euro mount at the college ...not sure what the dean will say, but unless it's "no" then he'll be housed in my office.
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Re: Big Ugly Boar
Nice! I have the skull of a 300 pounder on my desk at work and it is quite the conversation piece.
Re: Big Ugly Boar
That is a big pile of OINK. More likely grunt.