Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women

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Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women

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#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
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> #9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.
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> #8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so he will probably let you try it out a few times.
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> #7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.
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> #6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
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> #5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
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> #4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.
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> #3. A Rifle doesn't ask"Do these new grips make me look fat?"
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> #2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
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> And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:
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> #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE
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Well although you can kill a gator with a rifle and it's a tricky shot, I can kick a woman overboard as a sacrifice for my get away.
This is about one of the only reasons I can think of as a preference over rifles.
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Too funny!!! :lol:
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And your wife approved of this post???????????????
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