Us Aggies can take a joke!

Salty Ag · Post by **Salty Ag** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 1:55 pm

An Aggie happens across a professor who is staring intently into an aquarium. The Aggie, says, "Professor, what are you doing? The professor answers, "I'm attempting mental telepathy with this fish. You see, if my mind is stronger than his, I can control his thoughts. Umm. why don't you try it!" The Aggie, certain of his ability to successfully control the fish, stares into the tank for a few seconds. Then, all of the sudden, his eyes start bugging and his mouth makes a little 'o'.

There are those times when I truly feel "at one" with the fish. :shock:

FishinAggie03 · Post by **FishinAggie03** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 3:47 pm

GIG EM. WHOOOOOP!!!!

Blindcasting · Post by **Blindcasting** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 3:52 pm

As told by Robert Earl Keen:

Rich man is swimming in Town Lake and gets a cramp and starts drowning. An Aggie walking by (don't they all end up in Austin?) hears his cries for help and decides to help, cuz that's what Aggies do. After the Aggie pulls the man from the water, he is so greatful that he tells his he'll buy him anything he wants. The Aggie remembers a trip to Disney World as a kid and says he's he's always wanted a Mickey Mouse Outfit, so the man buys him ...............................................................................................The University of Texas.

Hook 'em Horns.

M-D · Post by **M-D** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 3:55 pm

I'll never forget the words of wisdom imparted to me by my flight instructor, an Aggie. On base leg, when one would normally check long final for incoming traffic, he would also have me check "Aggie Final" for those planes which might be taking off against traffic. To this day, I still check Aggie Final, and think fondly of those days aloft with him.

M-D

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 4:36 pm

Maybe it's just me, but I don't understand Blindcasting's joke. If he's a horn fan, shouldn't that last line read Texas A&M University as the Mickey Mouse Outfit???

Blindcasting · Post by **Blindcasting** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 5:11 pm

See the first post was an Aggie joke told by an Aggie.......

Self-deprecating humor.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 5:14 pm

I always like the Aggie Joke's where the Aggie comes out on top. Would like to see more of them :lol:

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 5:29 pm

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Texas
longhorn.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they are longhorns too.
No one
really knowing what a texas longhorn was, but wanting to be like their
teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone
along
with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different.

"Because I'm not a longhorn." Then, asks the teacher, what are you?

"Why, I'm a proud Texas Aggie," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks
Kristen why she is a rebel.

"Well, my mom and dad are Aggies, so I'm an Aggie too."

The teacher is now angry.

"That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and
your
dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

Kristen paused, and then smiled.

"Then," says Kristen, "I'd be a longhorn."

I don't mean to offend the T-sips, some of my best friends are T-sips.

Salty Ag · Post by **Salty Ag** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 5:35 pm

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALK'IN ABOUT!!!

Some of my best friends are T-sips too.

guest · Post by **guest** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 7:15 pm

Being a T-SIP married to an Aggie myself, all I can do is feel sorry for my kids, Loved Robert Earl Keens take,, He became a SWT Bobcat!
If there weren't Ags & T-Sips in this state, we would all be pretty bored. As long as my kids like Fishing or Outdoors and respect the environment, then they can go to whatever school my money will buy them!

fryemup

Clip · Post by **Clip** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 7:03 am

Over 20 years ago I saw a T-shirt that said:

PROUD TO BE A AGGY

I'm a Texas State man myself.

TomL · Post by **TomL** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 7:28 am

Gig'em Class of '95!

I love the Kristen joke... :lol:

I too, have a mixed bag of UT and A&M family members, with the majority being on the Longhorn side (both sisters, aunts, brother-in-laws, etc.). Our house is rocking come Thanksgiving. Hopefully, Coach Fran will give us Aggies more to cheer about this year though! The last few years have left a bitter turkey taste in my mouth... :cry:

Birdsnest · Post by **Birdsnest** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 7:53 am

Two Aggies rent a john-boat and head out to fish a local lake. All day the don't catch crap. Then, right at sun down they start hitting bass. They catch a limit! Aggie #1 says to Aggie #2, "Man this is the fishing spot, let's come back here tomorrow".

Aggie #2 said, "Man, I'd like that, but how are we gonna find this same spot, we ain't got no gps thingy".

Aggie#1 comments, " I know, I got this black Sharpie in my tackle box".

Aggie #1 then proceeds to put a giant black X on the side of the john-boat.

Aggie#2 looks stupified and says,

"Man don't be stupid, whats the chance we'll get the same rental boat two days in a row".

Gig em!

Newt · Post by **Newt** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 9:14 am

I knew the Aggies had made the big time when Bob Hope told an Aggie joke on the Johnny Carson Show.

Yak-a-lou · Post by **Yak-a-lou** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 5:55 pm

There's only one Aggie joke........

The rest are true.

Geaux Tigers!

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Us Aggies can take a joke!

Us Aggies can take a joke!

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Ags & Texas

Aggies

WHOOOOP!!!

AGGIES

Geaux Tigers!