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“Come gather 'round people Wherever you roam And admit that the waters Around you have grown And accept it that soon You'll be drenched to the bone. If your time to you Is worth savin' Then you better start swimmin' Or you'll sink like a stone For the times they are a-changin'.”—Bob Dylan https://up...

I should have known lawyers would be obsessed with cross dressing perversion and the like. Weird people you guys are. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181217/d9ec4ae90f95998c0d41b87d166e2f66.jpg But shoffer is correct, I am a horrible person and despite all my efforts to find fishing pals here on ...

2018 is coming to an end and with it, my reports of fishing adventures and all my accumulated and shared wisdom. Today was tough going, but my swell new net really helped save some fish that otherwise would have thrown the hook boatside. It’s foldable and I look all cool like a ninja when I whip it ...

Kudos to Cuervo's biting sarcasm & irrepressible sense of humor. I'll answer his pressing question. No, that was Shoffer's DAUGHTER in the photo, and at least she doesn't have fat, gnarly hands! IMG_7527.jpg Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk This isn’t about your obsessive infatuation with my ...

What kind of loser posts that much on a fishing board? Is that you in the photo shoffer? You’re younger than I imagined and more female. I seen lot’s of bad grammar and spelling, and punktooashun on the board’s’s, but irregardless: I could care less.


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Welcome. Don’t be a zero, be a hero and post up a fishing report with photos or some other content. But for the love of all that is good and beautiful in the world, not a link to some cool-only-to-you YouTube video.


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That’s good news about the snook returning (to me anyway). Flounder are fine but snook are superior. I always enjoy catching them in the Keys, so it’s great that they’re making a return to Texas!


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It’s pretty grimy out for sure. My plans of being on the water were thwarted by scheduling stuff anyway. I’m hoping the weather is nice around Yule, so’s I can maybe try a Cityfisher-style camping trip somewhere.


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Do you tent camp? Or are you in a camper of some sort? Cooler weather always gets my camping fever running on high.


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Fishing just isn’t fishing without a selfie stick.


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How’d you get a free kayak?
I want a free kayak.
Any tips?
Thanks in advance.


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TCB


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Those are pretty fish, Karst. Last crappie I caught was about 200 years ago at Maple Lake in the Chicago suburbs. It ate a floating Rapala intended for my beloved bass. I have never forgiven his people for such an egregious transgression. I should also add the photo I posted isn’t my own, but stolen...

Nobody else is saying, so I will. Crappies are boring. But they make good forage for fatso bass.



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To further derail the flog and take some floggings :horse: Derailing is gratefully acknowledged and welcome. Unlike other “fishing reports” this flog is a mingling place of ideas and experiences. Of happiness and sorrow. Of pretty girls and bass turds. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181205/0823...

Mellow fish on a mellow day. I can dig it.


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Ron Mc wrote:

Cuervo Jones wrote:

she has my rod, 1910 Chubb Henshall

the combo will slow lob 1/4-oz to 50 yards on 15-lb silk braid

THAT is COOL, man.


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I was suicidally depressed that Dandy didn’t like my fishing blog (flog for all you new readers). I cried myself to sleep for weeks. Halfway through an antifreeze cocktail, I realized that I’d be even more depressed if a lawyer who naps instead of catching fish LIKED my flog. That cheered me up a bu...

Okay, who gives a baby an Incredible Hulk baby bottle? Is that second photo a chain pickerel? In between episodes of snagging fishing line from the lake bottom and screaming at backlashes that I like to make for fun, I also enjoy embedding my crankbaits in benthic obstructions. I made this handy lu...

I’ve heard that a picture(or maybe pitcher, I wasn’t really paying attention) is worth a thousand words. So here’s my short, 4,000 word essay from this weekend. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181202/d0fc0950c027d6e92e113723f382ea91.jpg https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181202/a28c826579f4224cee...

Nice pyrography.


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A slam’s a slam. Size don’t matter.


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There was something about this on the Houston news a couple of nights ago. It was shoes and purses then. If a deal seems to be too good to be true, it IS! Which I learned the hard way (heh) by sending all my money to the ad that popped up in the fishing reports section. ED stands for explosive diarr...

A far better Tuesday than mine.


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Fish aren’t good at life. They keep doing stupid stuff (like biting our hooks) even though they really should know better. I found some relatives of your Eocene fish and Justine online: https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181126/5fd553cea9ca720fe6db3874c1bd9dd3.jpg Bass on bass violence is a problem ...